Faery Pffarts
Faery Pffarts
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Infused with a single drop of enchanted rainwater — our garden Faery Pffarts are aged a minimum of six years to bring out their full potency. Our Faery Pffarts are non-flammable and are thought to help prevent global warming. Makes a thoughtful gift for birthdays or to welcome a new family to the neighborhood.
$ 14.99
$ 9.99
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Gnome Leavings
Gnome Leavings
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Like snowflakes, no two Gnome Leavings are exactly alike. A single Gnome Leaving contains enough magic fertilizer to protect your garden for up to 25 years from evil garden fairies, possessed garden slugs and icky mystery mold. Beneficial garden insects like ladybugs will be drawn to your garden by the distinct aroma. Exceptionally rare in the States, they are imported from the finest genome sanctuaries. Place one or two in your garden and your friends and neighbors will be saying, “Holy Crap!”
$ 13.99
$ 9.99
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Charles Pickens
Charles Pickens
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Charles will not pick a pansy or rose, instead he will pick his big warty nose! His picking goes on for hours and hours, but you need not worry-he won't touch your flowers!

Dimension: 4” tall by 3" wide
$ 19.99
$ 16.99
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Sherlock Moans
Sherlock Moans
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Why Sherlock is sad we simply don't know. His life must be filed with a boatload of woe. So hang him somewhere, where the sun's always shining and maybe he'll stop all his moaning and crying.

Dimensions: 5" tall by 4" wide
$ 19.99
$ 16.99
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Flutter
Flutter
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Just like Chaucer had his Canterbury Tales, Greendale has it's Canterbury Woods.. And persistent rumor has it that these woods are peopled by the lost spirits of some of Chaucer's  characters. Take an evening walk along the well worn paths and you just might be visited by one of these entities. You might catch a glimpse of the Bishop or the Parson or maybe the Monk or possibly even one of Chaucer's lesser known characters ... For instance, the very shy Flutter who only appears when there is a brisk breeze.

Dimensions: 7” tall by 5 1/2 " wide
$ 19.99
$ 16.99
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Flirt
Flirt
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Flirt is really quite shy. He will hide and wait for a lady to walk by , peek out from behind a leaf, wink, and quickly disappear. If you look carefully you will see him out of the corner of your eye.

Dimensions: 8" tall by 6" wide
$ 19.99
$ 16.99
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